People are idiots

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/17/2017 at 13:45 • Filed to: Dumbass summer people

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This is from my local newspaper. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 13:51

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People are idiots

this is from what i see with my eyes

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 13:52

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5 more psi and it would have floated. Fuckin’ Firestone.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 13:52

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He’s Exploring the wrong places.

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 13:52

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so now a deep water Explorer.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wacko 07/17/2017 at 13:54

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And the funny thing is that we’re a stone’s throw from legit ocean explorers at WHOI

E90M3 > Wacko 07/17/2017 at 13:58

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I see Transocean’s budget took a pretty big hit after the gulf oil spill.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Wacko 07/17/2017 at 14:04

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Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Jacques Cousteau Edition.

thebigbossyboss > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 14:06

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Water always brings out the idiots in summer.

Sunshine Coast Mounties said they were called by ferry staff at approximately 1:30 a.m. on Saturday, after a vehicle smashed through locked security gates.

After crashing the gates, the Chevy Blazer SUV drove through several other barriers and gates to the upper loading deck, RCMP said in a statement.

The driver then attempted to board the ferry by launching the vehicle off the ramp toward the upper car deck of the vessel known as the Queen of Surrey.

The vehicle landed on the upper deck, but came to a stop vertically, with the truck’s grill smashed into the deck and its tail gate pointing up in the air.

“Unbelievably, the male driver was uninjured, exited the vehicle, got off the ferry and then attempted to steal two staff vehicles parked in the terminal parking lot,” police said.

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 14:07

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o you islanders.......

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 14:12

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Seems FoMoCo cross-branded the wrong vehicle years ago...

TheRealBicycleBuck > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 14:12

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It was an “elderly” man. When my great-grandfather became too elderly to drive, he refused to relinquish the keys until he had destroyed both sides of his car on the bollards he had installed at the end of his own driveway. I think it may be time for someone to take away this fellow’s keys.

6691 zapS > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 16:56

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Was on Oahu for awhile a time long ago. Over there it’s mainly winter people.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 6691 zapS 07/17/2017 at 17:09

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We see a population increase of roughly 10x in the summer. We’ve got roughly 15k permanent residents but on any given day between may and september there can be upwards of 150k people on the island.

Jason Spears > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/17/2017 at 20:59

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In other news, R. Kelly works for the city?

Assistant Fire Chief R. Andrew Kelly...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jason Spears 07/17/2017 at 21:05

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That’s Assistant Fire Chief R. Kelly to you, bucko.